Bagha o Budha

Gote bagha budha ku dharinela...

Budha: Mo rakta thanda heijaichhi. Gote toka ra garam rakta pi.

Bagha: Na, garam bahut heuchhi. Aaji mu cold drinks piiba mood re achhi...

Manepade tama katha

Barsa asile manepade tama katha,

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Wah wah

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Barsa asile manepade tama katha,

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Ruchu na ruchu kha a pita, Bujha na bujha padha gita.

Gaae gita...

Tuma pain gae mu gita khusire hasi

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Wah wah

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Tuma pain gae mu gita khusire hasi

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Maankada khae kaankada kasi, Baanka babunka baadire pasi..

Raja - Rani

Odia PJ back again:

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Mu tama raja, tame mo swapna raijara rani

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Wah wah

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Mu tama raja, tame mo swapna raijara rani

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Pani piiba chhani, paisa naba gani.

Audit

Bazar ru kinili mu movie disk,

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Wah wah

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Bazar ru kinili mu movie disk,

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There is inverse relationship between Materiality & Degree of Audit Risk

Full form of DVD

Aama chora pirati kehi dekhidele badhe mora risk

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Wah wah

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Aama chora pirati kehi dekhidele badhe mora risk

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D full form of DVD is Digital Video Disk..

IT

Rosei pain bazar ru aanili mu tamator

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Wah wah

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Rosei pain bazar ru aanili mu tamator

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IT Return of a LLP must be signed by Designated Partner.

Information Technology

Paradesi bhuligala jhiati rahigala kumari

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Wah wah

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Paradesi bhuligala jhiati rahigala kumari

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PROM stands for Programmable Read Only Memory.

Income tax

Sundari te dekhi rasta re maarili mu break

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Wah wah

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Sundari te dekhi rasta re maarili mu break

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Deduction u/s 80C, CCC, CCD is restricted to Rs. 1 Lakh.

Gandhi jayanti

Jebe mo priya ku dekhe,Badhijae mo hruda spandana

Wah wah

Jebe mo priya ku dekhe,Badhijye mo hruda spandana

Tamku Gandhi Jaynti ra hardhika avinandana.

Accrued income

Premika ku treat deli Katak dahibara aludam
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Wah wah

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Premika ku treat deli Katak dahibara aludam

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Income accrued & recived outside India is Foreign Income.

Maatichhi bagha

Katha dauchi mu baha hebi tote asile magha

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Wah wah

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Katha dauchi mu baha hebi tote asile magha

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Bhaimane tike sajag hua, Baleswar re maatichhi bagha...

Jatiya pasu

Tuma gahalia kesa sateki aakasa ra MEGHA,
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Wah wah..

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Tuma gahalia kesa sateki akasa ra MEGHA,

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Aama jatiya pasu MAHABALA BAGHA...

Janmadina

Janmadinare Tamaku ku aji subha kamana

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Wah wah

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Janmadinare Tamaku ku aji subha kamana

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Jie mo sapane asi nidaku kala chuna chuna, Tuki sei nilanayana..

1st Auditor

Tama pratarana nia re jali mu chhar-khar
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Wah wah

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Tuma pratarana nia re jali mu chhar-khar

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1st auditor of a company can b appointd by d Board of Director.

Wah wah

Arz kiya he
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E sahara jhianka ra mu swapna saudagara

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Wah wah

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E sahara jhianka ra mu swapna saudagara

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Aa maane Anandapura, Baa maane Baleswar..

Mo kaane kahijae

Chupi chupi sie aasi mo kaane kahijae..
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Wah wah..

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Chupi chupi sie aasi mo kane kahijae..

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Who the hell u r to tell me 'Hai'...

Election

Mana aaina re dekhe mu niti tamaku,
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Wah wah..

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Mana aaina re dekhe mu niti tamaku,

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Bhai o bhauni mane, Sankha chinha re vote daba aama Naveen Bhai nku...

Odia PJ

D Great Odia PJ:
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Tama thiri thiri chalire lakhijae nazara,

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Wah wah

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Tama thiri thiri chalire lakhijae nazara,

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Wah wah

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Kataka nagara, Dhabala tagara.

Tame jebe aasila

TAME JEBE AASILA MO JIBANARE,

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Wah wah

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TAME JEBE AASILA MO JIBANARE,

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Wah wah

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UDI GALA MO GAMUCHA PABANARE...

Chithi

Priya sanga,

To chithhi gata mangala bar paili. Tu sethire kemiti aachi boli lekhi baku kahithilu.Mu bhalare achi. Ama gai dinaku 8 liter khira dauchi. Mo budhi maa ra bhi bala pachi galani,ama kukura aau ghare mutuni,sana bhai athara jhada jai nija hatare chaanchi helani, kaki au pakhala khai paadu nahi...

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Ama pimpudi athara 4ti chua deichi,ama musaku jhada hauthila taku daktara dipendal deichanti,jagu aja natira batha heithila mu chipiki bahara karideichi,mama khudira puata ama ghare sabubele hagi dauchi mote pochi baku paduchi, ama kali gaira bachuri heichi ta na ame Tunguri deichu. Gauda bhai dokanare athara anda chap miluchi,choto pilamane budha jeja ra gudaku dabare luna misei dauchanti,amiti bahuta katha achi.rahuchi chithi pai chithi dabu...

Ranjan

Paaunsha

BF-priya mora tume a ki kala, hrudaya ta vangidelo, jali podi paunsha karidela..
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GF:tuma balidana kebe bekar no jibo,

Paunsha pathei dio

Ama chakrani basana majiba...

Bahaghara Date

Hi,Mo bahaghar thik hei jaichi.

Tarikh:24 Oct

Sthana:Hotel May Fair,BBSR

Samaya:5p.m

Tamaku saparibara swagat...

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Mangu ra premikaa taku etiki kahi chaligala.

Prema o bandhutaa

Gote pilaa maribaara 3 minit purbaru 2 taa msg patheila-

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1- Premika ku

2- Bandhu ku

"Mu jauchhi..."

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1st uttara aasila premika tharu:

"Tame kuaade jauchha..? Mu byasta achhi, pare dekha karibi..."

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Taaku bahut dukha lagila. ;-(

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2nd uttara aasila bandhu tharu:

"Abe sala, eka kuade jauchhu. Raha mu bi jauchhi to sanga re..." :-)

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Ehaa padhi se hasidela o kahila:

"Aaji aau thare Prema Bandhuta tharu harigala..."

Dialogue

BOY Askd GOD:-Why She Loves A Rose, Which Dies In A Day

Bt doesn't Love Me, Who Dies for Her Everyday..?

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GOD Replied:-

Oh!

Ki Dialogue ma..!!

Restaurant

Lee Chu from China &

Han Tiya from Korea came Odisha & opened Restaurant.

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But no customer came there,

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Why?

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Bcoz

They named it -

CHU-TIYA RESTAURANT..

Interview of engineers

Interview Of Engineers In America-:

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Manager-: Where Are You From?

Employee-: India

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Manager- Wow Bhai, Aap Kahan Se Hain?

Engg- Odisha

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Manager- Bhai Odisha Ra Kauthu?

Engg- Bhubaneshwar

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Manager- Arey Sala Kau College Kire, Tate Ta Kain Strike Re Dekhini.?:-D

Daruaa bapa

2 ti 6 barsa ra pila gapuchhanti:

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Mangu:Mo bapa bahut darua.

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Pingu:Kemiti?

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Mangu:Rasta paari hela bele se mo hata dharanti o kahanti,jamaa chhadibuni.

BAHAGHARA

PIAAJA bahahela BANDHAKOBI ku. .

Paradina Piaaja ra sanga Rasuna pacharila: Chauthi rati kemiti katila?

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Piaaja:Jane au janakara kholibare sakala hei gala.

kHUSHI MUHURTA

Jibanara sabuthu khusi muhurta-

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Jebe tu sanga ku kahibu:

"Mu vala achi"

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Au sie to muha dekhi kahiba:

"Bahut natak heigala,Ebe kaha kan asubidha heichi".

Moti maala

Gote bhala loka 100 thara ragi gale bi taku bujhei dia...

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Kahinki na, daamika moti mala jete thara chhindi gale bi taku gunthibaku pade..

BIFALA LOKA

2 ti loka sabubele bifala huanti:

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1) Jie chintaa na kari kama karuthae.

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2) Jie kaama na kari khali chintaa karuthae.

Tifin

Buta bara

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Aalu chap

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Jalpi

@,@,@,@

Aalu kasaa

#.#.#.#.#

Aaji Sunday ra Special tiffin mo tarafaru.

BMW

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  ''-(o)----(o)-''

BMW patheili...

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Biki sei paisa re mobile recharge karibu, aau msg patheibu...

Wish

Odisha ra behiaa loka maane; Aaji jadi Valentine Day heithanta, 100 ta msg aasithanta...

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Behave like an Odia & wish everyone "Subha Panchaka".

Photo

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Eitaa tama photo tama premika saha...

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Mote SMS patha a, Na hele tama ghra ku photo pathei debi...

Good Night

England Mother-Gud Night dear.
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Hindu Mother-Shubh Ratri beta.

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Muslim Mother-Shaba khair.

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Aau Mo Maa-

Arre mobile re nia lagei de, au soi ja.

Desh premi

Sabuthu Bada Desh Premi Kie?
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Bhaba

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Aau Tike Bhaba

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Aau Thare Bhaba

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"A PERSON SITTING ON WESTERN TOILET

IN INDIAN STYLE"..!;-)

Sheila ra naacha

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Ye Hauchi SHEILA.

EBE YE NACHIBA

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Nach SHEILA Nach!

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NACHILA NA..?

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NA?

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SORRY,

SHEILA SASTA MOBILE RE NACHE NAHI.

Bhoka

>>>BHOKA<<<

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Gariba jhia ti jamidaar ku kahila: Babu, 2 dina hela kichhi khaini. Kichhi khaibaku dia. Mo petare bhari bhoka...

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Jamidaar kahile: Bhitaraku aas, khaibaa neijibu..

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Jhia ti bhitaraku gala..

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Jamidaar taku kundhei dharile o kahile: Prathame mo mana shanti karide, taapare jaha chahibu khaibu. Mo manare bhari bhoka..

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Taapare kabaat band hei gala...

<<SamaaptA>>

Funny Thing About Odisha

Funny Thing About Odisha:

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1 rose Rs-5,

1 kg rice Rs-2.

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Insted of giving 4 roses to lover,

we can give 10 kg of rice to her mother...

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Pati jiba....

Bipada

Swapna Aachhita Lakshaya Achhi,
Lakshya Achhita Samadhanara Rasta Achhi,
Rasta achhita,Bipada Achhi,
Aau Bipadara Samadhan Pain Mu achhi...
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Call karantu...

9043447076

Saanga

Dandare golapa duare mali, gariba sangaku najiba bhuli.
Nagasapa khele padia sara, tuma sahita katha hebi jibana sara.
Aganare tagar gachare mali anya sanga dekhi najiba bhuli.
Banare mayura baasa karuchi, tuma katha mora mane paduchi.
Cycle chakare nylon tuib,tumaku mora i love you....

Kemiti achha

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KEMITI ACHHA..?

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BHALA ACHHA TA..!,..,

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DEHA BHALA ACHHI..!

OK..!

Taahele sms karanaa baba..

Ladki Ke Gal Par Gulab

Ladki Ke Gal Par Gulab Marne Par:
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English Girl- Darling,Ur So Naughty!

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Urdu- Nahi Karo Jaanu.

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Sikh-Tusi Bade romantc ho Ji.

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Odia-Aakhi re genji debu kire kukura..!!

Gote sundar katha

Gotie sundar kathaa khas tuma pain:
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Jadi mu marijae, mo saba pakhaku aasibani...

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Kahinki na, setebele mu mo hath uthei paribini tamara luha pochhiba pain.;-(

Odia GF to BF

Odia girl frnd to her boy frnd: "If u r sleepng, then send to me ur dream,
if u crying, then send to me ur tears,
if u r laughing, then send to me ur smile...
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Boy frnd: "HAGUCHHI"...

Glass breaking

Glass Tute To Kya Awaz Aati Hai?

Crush?

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No

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Thish?

Nahi Yaar

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Mummy Ki Awaz Aati Hai..

"Bhangi de..sabu bhangi de.. kichi baki rakhna..''.

Pilaadina

Yaad kar apne bachpan ka zamana,
patli tang par latka paijama,
nak ko hath se poch kar shirt par lagana,
aur toilet me beth ke awaz lagana...
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Bou, hagi sarilini dhoidebu aa...